On the eighth day, God created Michael Rooker and said “That should give the zombies something to worry about.” True story. Special Forces Commander Michael Rooker is badder than ol’ King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog. Foes alive, dead or mostly dead quake in their boots when he’s around. The UGA couldn’t catch him. If you look up “badass” in the dictionary there’s a photo of him. Chuck Norris has nothing on Michael Rooker. When Michael Rooker speaks, everyone else shuts up. His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder. He is the most interesting man in the world… but enough of the clichés…
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